Taiko Uchiha is a member of the Konoha Military Police Force who exists only inside a story, the novel Jiraiya writes within the Infinite Tsukuyomi dream conjured for Tsunade. A hardliner loyal to his clan above all else, he embodies the ruthless policing that fractures the village in that tale.
A sword rides at the small of his back, and a blue forehead protector sits above his features. His black hair is drawn into a ponytail behind his head, and he dresses in the Military Police uniform: a black shirt stamped with the force's crest, black shorts over a shuriken holster and bandages on the right leg, black gloves, and dark blue sandals.
Taiko holds that coming down hard on wrongdoers, and on ordinary townsfolk too, snuffs out future crime before it starts, which he uses to excuse his cruelty toward thieves and helpless civilians alike. He finds Fugaku Uchiha's leadership far too lenient and instead idolizes the severe approach of his lieutenant, Sasuke. That devotion to the Uchiha runs deep enough that he defies the Hokage's commands and even menaces the Hokage's wife, insisting all of it serves his clan.

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His standing in the force marks him as at least a capable shinobi, and turning a blade on Kushina hints at training in swordsmanship. Under Sasuke's direction, Taiko and his fellow officers imposed a harsh order on Konoha, and he relished the dread he stirred in its people. His rough attempt to seize an elderly woman was cut off by Naruto Uzumaki, the Hokage's son, and when he saw his lieutenant unsettled by his old friend's new power, he asked Sasuke how to proceed, only to be told to act on his own judgment. Convinced that releasing Naruto had cost the police their authority, the officers forced their way into the Hokage's residence to settle matters, a botched move Fugaku branded idiotic, though Taiko maintained he had done it for the clan before being taken into custody. Later, with Konoha sealed away by Nagato, he and the rest of the force were assigned to protect the civilians.
Taiko Uchiha is a member of the Konoha Military Police Force who exists only within the novel Jiraiya writes inside the Infinite Tsukuyomi dream shown to Tsunade.
Taiko Uchiha appears in the fictional world of Jiraiya's novel, a dream conjured by the Infinite Tsukuyomi in which the Uchiha clan rules Konoha under harsh police control.
Taiko Uchiha believes that harsh punishment of wrongdoers and ordinary civilians alike prevents future crime, and he idolizes Sasuke's severe leadership while viewing Fugaku Uchiha as too lenient.
Taiko Uchiha's attempt to seize an elderly woman is stopped by Naruto Uzumaki, and afterward Taiko grows convinced that letting Naruto go has cost the police force its authority.
As an officer of the Konoha Military Police Force, Taiko Uchiha helps impose a harsh order over the village under Sasuke's direction, and he later joins the force in forcing their way into the Hokage's residence.
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