The Funniest Valentine
CharacterThe Funniest Valentine is an antagonist from the light novel JORGE JOESTAR, the grandson of Funny Valentine and son of Funnier Valentine. Serving as President of the United States, he inherits both the family's fanatical patriotism and their signature Stand, Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap.
Appearance
Funniest cuts a tall figure in a suit and a star-topped tie. His blond hair falls in tight curls, closely mirroring the look of both his father and his grandfather.
Personality
Like the original Funny Valentine, he is a devout patriot, a devotion he shows by threatening the people of Morioh when their town breaks away and drifts toward the United States. He shares his father's readiness to kill without a second thought, and he and his family are prepared to commit mass murder rather than let the Saint's Corpse leave American soil. He is also strikingly fearless, keeping his nerve even in mortal danger, as when he leaps from a plane with no parachute.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Who is The Funniest Valentine?
The Funniest Valentine is an antagonist from the light novel JORGE JOESTAR, the grandson of Funny Valentine and son of Funnier Valentine, who serves as President of the United States.
What is The Funniest Valentine's Stand?
The Funniest Valentine wields Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, also called Divorces or D4C, the same Stand carried by his ancestor Funny Valentine in the Steel Ball Run universe.
What does The Funniest Valentine look like?
The Funniest Valentine is tall and wears a suit with a star-topped tie, his blond hair falling in tight curls that closely mirror the look of both his father and his grandfather.
What is The Funniest Valentine's personality like?
Like his grandfather Funny Valentine, The Funniest Valentine is a devout patriot who threatens the people of Morioh when their town drifts toward the United States, and he shares his father's willingness to kill without hesitation.
How fearless is The Funniest Valentine?
The Funniest Valentine is strikingly fearless, keeping his nerve even in mortal danger, such as when he leaps from a plane with no parachute.
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